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Rickie Lee Jones is in her game room of the Casanova Compound as she pulled out a game from her NES shelf before inserting it into the NES. “This game sucks. Castlevania I and III are great classic Nintendo games, but for Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight. At first, it seems like a pretty decent game, a little different from the first in the series but, that's okay. Zelda 2 was different from the first, Mario 2 was different, but they were all good.” Rickie Lee Jones said, as she began her review. She did not hear Eddie Van Halen entering the room. “The first thing in this game that's strikingly different is the fact that you have to go through towns, talk to people and buy stuff. I never really minded that, it makes it a little more like an adventure story and it kinda reminds me of Zelda, so that's okay. But the first problem comes in when it changes from day to night.” Rickie Lee Jones said, before the game showed a message box

Rickie Lee Jones is in her game room of the Casanova Compound as she pulled out a game from her NES shelf before inserting it into the NES. “This game sucks. Castlevania I and III are great classic Nintendo games, but for Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight. At first, it seems like a pretty decent game, a little different from the first in the series but, that's okay. Zelda 2 was different from the first, Mario 2 was different, but they were all good.” Rickie Lee Jones said, as she began her review. She did not hear Eddie Van Halen entering the room. “The first thing in this game that's strikingly different is the fact that you have to go through towns, talk to people and buy stuff. I never really minded that, it makes it a little more like an adventure story and it kinda reminds me of Zelda, so that's okay. But the first problem comes in when it changes from day to night.” Rickie Lee Jones said, before the game showed a message box

Team Mirage Jungle Palace, 7:00 PM Team Heartbreak had been invited by Team Mirage to the Jungle Palace for a get-together; but not just any old get-together, this was a special sleepover. Not only were Teams Heartbreak and Mirage were there, but Teams Casanova, FreeBird and the ZandtKini Bunch and other people were there and they were in their pajamas. “Oh, man, this brings back so many memories.” 123 Kid grinned. “I know, right? The gang's all here, it's evening time and it's time for Toonami; the greatest lineup of animation ever!” Hunter Helmsley grinned. “All right. Let's get this party started.” Tiffany said, picking up a remote and pressing a button; the 2000 intro to the Toonami programming block starts playing, but then they notice that someone was missing, prompting Tiffany to pause the screen. “Hold on, I feel like someone's missing.” Batista said. “You're right; someone is missing.” Allen Collins pointed out. But before they could guess, they hear a LOUD sneeze from

In the Casanova Compound, which is a three-story barn shed, Rickie Lee Jones was in her game room she had just entered after a long day at Paradise Academy (since she's still in her school uniform). As she browsed her SNES shelf for something to play, her friends came in the room. “Browsing the SNES library, huh?” Eddie Van Halen asked her. “Yea. What I'm gonna do to kick the series off is review a god-awful video game based off of a god-awful feature film.” Rickie Lee Jones said. “Oh, God; you don't mean...” David Lee Roth trailed off in shock. “Yep; I'm talking about the horrors of Bebe's Kids.” Rickie Lee Jones nodded, pulling the Bebe's Kids cartridge from the shelf. Rickie Lee walks to her futon, game in hand as her friends looked on. “Bebe's Kids? Really? What's it about?” Lexxi Foxx scoffed. “Since you guys are fortunate enough to pass this movie up, I'll give you the premise. The film is about a guy who has to take three bratty kids to an amusement park as they do

In the casino's theater, Team Heartbreak had done their patrol as Ultra Guardians and they had invited Team Wynaut to their first movie review; most of the team members had already gotten to their seats while the rest were finding theirs. “Hello, this is Team Heartbreak; we remember it so you don't have to.” Batista said. “Well, an overwhelming amount of viewers have made it clear that there are two movies that put the 'sin' in cinematic shit-mongering that we must address. Take it away, Shawn.” Diesel said. “Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat. And God can't tell you how much we don't wanna review these stinkers today. If someone gave me a choice between sitting through these movies again and being crucified, I'd say, 'grab the nail gun, I hear there's a lumber sale at Home Depot!'” Shawn Michaels stated. “Both of these movies are based on the best fighting games that ever hit the arcades: Street Fighter II for its speed and gameplay and Mortal Kombat for its violence and gore.”

After a big sleepover in the Team Heartbreak windmill, the team members were half-asleep around said windmill. In one of the bedrooms, Joni Mitchell and Shawn Michaels suddenly slump on the edge of the bed, before the two unconscious lovebirds fall off to the ground, before the two sprung and woke up, causing Hunter Helmsley and Chyna to wake up too while the two were still embracing in another room. “Goddamn, that was an amazing sleepover we had last night...” Shawn Michaels said drowsily. “Yea, Shawn...” Joni Mitchell nodded slowly. Joni, Shawn, Hunter and Chyna then go into the messy living room where they spot Marty Jannetty laying half-asleep on the big couch and surrounded by bags of Doritos, Tostitos, Lays and Cheetos, as well as Twinkies, Zebra Cakes, M&Ms and Hershey's boxes and bags on the couch. His lower half was covered in a blanket and he was wearing a white t-shirt that says "I O Donuts" (the O being a donut). Standing next to the couch was his Wobbuffet and laying